Definitions

[Big AP]

definitions of:

Noise: 2 skeletons having it off on a tin roof
Pain: One armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy nuts
Sandstorm: elephant farting in a biscuit tin
Pain: elephant sliding down a razorblade using his balls as brakes

i know they are old but still amusing IMO. Any more?

[Shambles]

Any more?

I dam well hope not

[Tasseltine]

I dam well hope not

bravo:thumbs

[BertRoot]

Noise: 2 skeletons having it off on a tin roof
Pain: One armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy nuts
Sandstorm: elephant farting in a biscuit tin
Pain: elephant sliding down a razorblade using his balls as brakes

Shite: These definitions

[Big AP]

That told me!

Ok how about this

Ellen MacArthur gave up her round the world sailing bid as she was beaten by an indian in a deckchair.

I know its been a terrible disaster & have done my bit by giving some dosh but it made me smile.

Let the flaming begin.

[Gunnzie]

That told me!

Ok how about this

Ellen MacArthur gave up her round the world sailing bid as she was beaten by an indian in a deckchair.

I know its been a terrible disaster & have done my bit by giving some dosh but it made me smile.

Let the flaming begin.

Shit and sick. Before it was a HOS thread. Now it is a 100% banker for a HOS thread.

[TwoPlAnKs]

dont bother hosing this, just delete it so we can forget about it faster

[Shambles]

Ok how about this

No - how about THIS... 7day ban for insensitivity...?

[yankee]

No - how about THIS... 7day ban for insensitivity...?

agreed. I would personally consider making it permanent. Jokes involving tragedies are rarely funny and always sick.

[marcode]

oh shut up. tarts.

[Big AP]

Ok, my joke was not in the best of taste but in this world full of doom and gloom & it made me smile. My friend who told me this, their boss was over there & hasn't been heard from. As far as i'm concerned it deosnt make lite of their situation but mabe lightens the mood a little.


There will always be jokes about disasters, religion, sex, nationality, peoples misfortune etc shit happens. We all mock other peoples opinions whether it be in front of friends, on forums or to ourselves.

And i have seen a lot worse on here.

Get a life.

[Tasseltine]

That told me!

Ok how about this

Ellen MacArthur gave up her round the world sailing bid as she was beaten by an indian in a deckchair.

I know its been a terrible disaster & have done my bit by giving some dosh but it made me smile.

Let the flaming begin.

I think your joke is totally uncalled for. I once went to a lecture by Ellen MacArthur, and she didn't strike me as the sort of lady who'd let someone from the sub-continent on a piece of beach furniture stop her. I think you owe her an apology.

[fonetech]

class jokes m8, i've heard the ellen macarthur one before and pissed myself laughing

i've also been told its now £10,000 extra for a thai bride as the short supply has caused a high demand

[Shambles]

bravo:thumbs

So why the -ve karma then boyo ?

[lombie]

That told me!

Ok how about this

Ellen MacArthur gave up her round the world sailing bid as she was beaten by an indian in a deckchair.

I know its been a terrible disaster & have done my bit by giving some dosh but it made me smile.

Let the flaming begin.

Oi. I've told this joke in another thread already.

And as for insensitivity. please.Its a joke for f*cks sake that mocks no dead person whatsoever. Climb of the bandwagon

[Tasseltine]

So why the -ve karma then boyo ?

I did what now? No wonder your smilie's swearing.

Sorry pal. Can I get that changed?

[Shambles]

Can I get that changed?

Don't worry yer head over it mate