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    Default Irishman's daughter returns...

    An Irishman's daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

    Upon her return, her father berated her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a pr0stitute..."

    "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

    "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings account certificate for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you, Daddy, the brand new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

    "Now what was it you said you had become?"

    The girl, crying again said, "a pr0stitute, Dad!"

    "Oh! Sweet Lord! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug."

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Did not see that coming

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    QUALITY

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Nice one m8, I didn`t see it coming either

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    classic one mate

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    lol good one mate!
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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    haha, good one totototo

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    Excellent - Karma awarded.
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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Yeh very good and well told

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    LOL....karma awarded

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    very sectarian, but if you find humour in this you probably call black people nigger...


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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    how about when I call you a dick :nowords:

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    very sectarian, but if you find humour in this you probably call black people nigger...
    dry your eyes.....ffs its the rankers club,oops sorry its the comedy club section ...just a wee joke..smile you might just enjoy it
    And anyway could you please stop hijacking my threads with remarks which have nothing to do with the post in question..I thank you for your co-operation
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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by toto67
    dry your eyes.....ffs its the rankers club,oops sorry its the comedy club section ...just a wee joke..smile you might just enjoy it
    And anyway could you please stop hijacking my threads with remarks which have nothing to do with the post in question..I thank you for your co-operation

    made no sense as usual... everyone on the forum knows your just here so beekae has a place to park his cock...


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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    ...pots and kettles,knob-jockey.
    Plz keep your member-bias to the OF Forum,instead of posting on every available thread

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    made no sense as usual... everyone on the forum knows your just here so beekae has a place to park his cock...
    Yeh like that made sense.fud!
    Tell me what part didnt make sense and I will explain....It aint my fault your slow on the up take m8

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by beekae
    ...pots and kettles,knob-jockey.
    Plz keep your member-bias to the OF Forum,instead of posting on every available thread

    sorry, if i upset your bitch beegae...

    the forum hates a grass eh toto...


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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    the forum hates a grass eh toto...
    They say that time is a healer...but people in glass houses ...let me refresh that old memory for you.. The flaming not in here card:nowords: just goes to show how shallow you really can be... But I hold no grudges,I like everyone else have bad points...I am not always perfect.. But stop spamming my thread please...

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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by toto67
    They say that time is a healer...but people in glass houses ...let me refresh that old memory for you.. The flaming not in here card:nowords: just goes to show how shallow you really can be... But I hold no grudges,I like everyone else have bad points...I am not always perfect.. But stop spamming my thread please...
    keep grassing thats the toto way....


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    Default Re: Irishman's daughter returns...

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    keep grassing thats the toto way....
    Why would I need to grass on anyone m8......I'll leave that up to you..best thing for it m8 is a good old cup of tea:cartman ..solves everything so I am told .....but please only post replies to the thread in question you have been told now ..u likey or not:whistle

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