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    Funny Anyone else into prank calls?

    Over the past 8 years or so I've been collecting prank calls, normally mp3 files.

    Sure, some of them are funny and some not so.

    Just as I was trawling through them one last time before I get myself a life and delete them, I listened once again to the hilarious call made by a chinaman to his local equivalent of Comet, as he's having trouble programming his VCR.

    This is an old one, but on the off chance someone hasn't heard it before and would like to p1ss themselves laughing, I've put it up on my dslspace for you.

    Among the folks I know who've heard it, it rates in the top 5 best prank calls ever made public.

    Enjoy, if you want...

    Crick me


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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    prank calls rule! i got over a gig of em never herd this one tho :thumbs have some karma

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    Det and I did a few a while back one day while we were bored.........

    Here's one to KFC.............................

    http://www.czarjunkie.com/kfc.wav

    And another to McD's

    http://www.czarjunkie.com/mcdonalds.wav

    and another to a notorious pc hardware shop, the owner is a right c**t so we decided to wind him up

    http://www.czarjunkie.com/computer.wav

    and another to a funeral parlour..............

    http://www.czarjunkie.com/binky.wav

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    I have a few from my mate who works on radio... will see if I can root them out... fookin hillarious some of them

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    You haven't got the one with the phone-in competition in the states to win a car have you? The one where the competitor has to wreck their car or something like that?

    I love this video one, thanks for putting it up for us.
    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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    http://www.czarjunkie.com/computer.wav

    I want to twat this manager he's a ****in arsehole... just for being a mouthy twat... wheres the shop... I am on my way.. give me his name!!! lol... customer services management would have a heart attack listening to that coont

    Ive seen a pc go on fire in the workplace... with a little help from a saldering fault
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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    Now that's what I call hijacking a thread D'OH !

    Quote Originally Posted by keva
    prank calls rule! i got over a gig of em never herd this one tho have some karma
    I await the Karma sir
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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    " you listen too me round eye " class

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    Quote Originally Posted by lin
    You haven't got the one with the phone-in competition in the states to win a car have you? The one where the competitor has to wreck their car or something like that?
    Sorry - I know the one you mean where they can win a JagWar by beatin up their Nissan, but I've now wiped them all.

    Quote Originally Posted by lin
    I love this video one, thanks for putting it up for us.
    UR welcome dear.


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    @ CzarJunkie... your funeral parlour "Binky" cracked me up mate


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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    Sorry - I know the one you mean where they can win a JagWar by beatin up their Nissan, but I've now wiped them all.
    What a shame, that was the funniest ever. Did the DJ get sacked after this one?
    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    Now that's what I call hijacking a thread D'OH !



    I await the Karma sir
    wierd i tried it last night and it wouldnt work ................ :cartman
    it works fine now though :thumbs

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    try these ones, they are the oens doing the rounds

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    Can't remember laughing so much pure class everyone of them but the Funeral Parlour had me in tears laughing , i think i'll save them and stick them on a cd pass them round my friends .

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    Can't kid a kidda, can't kid a kidda! I'll have to remember that one next time some tit tries to fob me off! Classy CzarJunkie!

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    "what if i put 12 tonne of dynamite under it" LOL

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    top draw indeed.....

    after such a shit day at work...need usmmit to cheer yers up.

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    I know these posts are old but I'm wondering if anyone has or knows where I can find a certain prank call file. Its a 1 sided conversation with gaps, for the person you are pranking to answer. Its hillarious, can't find it anywhere after 3 days of searching the net

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    Default Re: Anyone else into prank calls?

    Read the rules and you might get a better reply when digging up 6 year old threads.
    Only in Britain….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process of Government. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking
    creatures”

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