stolen jokes

[lin]

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

[lombie]

First one was shockingly poor and made the second one look half good

[fonetech]

bad very bad

so why am i chuckling

[Shambles]

I refuse to comment on sh1te jokes

[Tethys17]

Erm why do I feel stupid for not getting the first one?

[lin]

Think hickory dickory doc.

Sorry

[GameKing]

Sorry

I should think so, after posting those jokes

[Shambles]

oops

[Shambles]

Think hickory dickory doc.

Sorry

Had to explain it LMFAO

[lin]

I should think so, after posting those jokes

Oy!!!!!!

And you, Shambles.

[Shambles]

Oy!!!!!!

And you, Shambles.

Oy back at yer.

I was LMFAO at you having to explain your joke. The laugh wasn't at you

[lin]

So you thought the joke was wonderful then?

Cool.

Thread closed.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Mule]

This is what happens when you give christmas cracker joke writers too much paper.