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    Question Please answer this!

    Apologies if this has already been posted

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

    Can you cry under water?

    What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    It's like that!
    its just the way it is...
    "You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location"



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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    Buhaha...

    Not seen a few of those

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    Excellent m8

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    One or two of them made me chuckle, nice post m8 :thumbs

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    Some great questions there!!

    Answer to 13: "If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?" - 136.5ēK? (making lots of assumtions lol)

    Q-Buster

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    Nearly posted them myself after I received them myself at work today but I took the trouble to do a search and found this by the man Cronus -

    http://s105883597.websitehome.co.uk/...d.php?t=165237


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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    Quote Originally Posted by bertroot
    Nearly posted them myself after I received them myself at work today but I took the trouble to do a search and found this by the man Cronus -

    http://s105883597.websitehome.co.uk/...d.php?t=165237
    I did do a search m8, nothing came up, also as it was back in dec 2002 when it was originally posted, it was probably worth a repost, as an awful lot of members wouldn't have seen it.

    Out of curiosity, what exactly did you use as the search word(s)?

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    tarzan beard didn't think there was much chance of them being in any other thread together.

    Cronus version was a lot longer though.


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    q: What is the speed of darkness?

    a: I'm guessing it has no speed as darkness is not an energy is it? Like there was only darkness in the universe until there was an energy reaction. :nowords:
    If Circles were Squares and the Sea was the Sky...

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    Default Re: Please answer this!

    good ones i like all

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    Q. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    A.. Someone has to go and watch Millwall on a saturday afternoon....



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