Man walks into a bar

**Big AP** · 18th February 2005

I think this is old but haven't heard it for a long while, made me larf out loud.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!

**Shambles** · 18th February 2005

Not heard it before, and kinda glad.

Hey - each to his own dude

**GameKing** · 18th February 2005

Yes your right, old as the hills

**BertRoot** · 19th February 2005

Its old and tired. Lets leave it in beddibies eh?

**DAMO** · 19th February 2005

from this point on, my day can only get better

**Crags** · 21st February 2005

Tee Hee

**Morph** · 21st February 2005

Just goes to show the old ones arent always the good n's :-)

must do better next time !

Heres one I heard for a LOL

2 men in a bar chatting and getting p1ssed. One says to the other, "Tell you what m8 - you know what I am gonna do ? I am gonna fcuk your mother, w4nk in her face and come all over her tits!"

The other replies, "ok, ok - I think you have had enough to drink now, lets go home Dad!"

**Crags** · 21st February 2005

Ha ha ha - chuckled at that one.

**GameKing** · 21st February 2005

Originally Posted by Morph

Heres one I heard for a LOL

2 men in a bar chatting and getting p1ssed. One says to the other, "Tell you what m8 - you know what I am gonna do ? I am gonna fcuk your mother, w4nk in her face and come all over her tits!"

The other replies, "ok, ok - I think you have had enough to drink now, lets go home Dad!"

buhahahaha nice one m8 not heard that one before:thumbs
+karma