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    A little boy was taking a shower with his
    mother and he looks between her legs and asks,
    "Mommy, what's that?" "Well honey", she replied,
    "that's where God touched me with a Golden Axe."
    The little boy then said, "Fcuk me, Smacked right
    in the cnut with a Golden Axe!.. Didn't that hurt?"

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    Boo... :nono

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    booo, hiss *throws rotten tomatoes*...that was shit lol

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    Default Re: Golden Axe

    An old joke that has gone through chinesse whispers....

    A little boy was taking a shower with his mother and he looks between her legs and asks,
    "Mommy, what's that?"
    "Well honey", she replied, "that's where your daddy touches me with his chopper"
    "Fu(king good shot, he got you straight in the (unt !!!"

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