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    Funny sandwiches

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    An irish man english man an scotsman working on a farm in the harvest time...comes 10 am lunch time they sit down by the hay stack to eat it...the englishman opens his lunch box and screams bloody hell poxy egg sanwiches again... an throws them over the hedge.
    ....the scotsman opens his an says for f*ck sake she knows i hate f*cking ham an mustard an chucks them over the hedge.
    ...paddy gets up an says f*ckin b@stard lousy cheese an onion , and slings them over the hedge.
    ...the english man says paddy you chucked them away before you"d even opened them,,,how"d you know what they were.
    ....paddy said " i made them myself "

    O.K I know it`s old, but it still made me smile

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    Default Re: sandwiches

    I cannot bring myself to reply to this one GK

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    Aye caramba Kingy my man. You dredged the bottom of this eh?



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    Cheer's for that i have the mother of all hangovers and that just made me laugh (hurt like hell )

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    Default Re: sandwiches

    Its pretty old but still makes me chuckle

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