poor poor blondes

**beano21** · 4th March 2005

sorry to all the blonde women (if any) on this forum for these. not meant to offend.......................................:nowords:

ASTROLOGY
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other:
"Which do you think is farther away....Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you
see Florida.......?????

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one
day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first
on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you
know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked,
"Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded
by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs."