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    Default 5 years overdue ...

    My brother bought me a joke book some years ago as a "quick buy" Xmas present.

    Didn't get round to reading it until recently, but when it was "bogged" for a quick read whilst having a shite, I found this little gem and never having heard it b4 decided to share even tho its well "overdue".

    WHATS GOT 4 LEGS AND GOES "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ?

    ROD HULL'S TELEVISION


    The only one I heard around the time was:

    What was the last thing Rod Hull said ?

    Grab that drainpipe will ya Emu !

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    Default Re: 5 years overdue ...

    Are there any jokes in the book mate?



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    Default Re: 5 years overdue ...

    hmm...i smell sh-te

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    Default Re: 5 years overdue ...

    Fooks sake. They are weak like Rods arms and Emus neck.


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    Default Re: 5 years overdue ...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Toker
    My brother bought me a joke book some years ago as a "quick buy" Xmas present.
    A few years...ya not wrong there!

    I reckons u shud get a new one this xmas n all
    It's better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven!

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