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  • Jordan

    16 7.66%
  • Abi Titmuss

    123 58.85%
  • Jodie Marsh

    23 11.00%
  • The Littlest hobo

    47 22.49%
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    Default who's the fittest?

    Out of the the 3 most famous women who are famous for "Doing Nothing" . Who is the besst looking and why?
    1. Jordan
    2. Abi Titmuss
    3. Jodie Marsh

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Abi Titmuss for me.As although i'm not claiming she has not had any enhancing surgery done.She looks by far the most natural:thumbs

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Jordan - plastic fake constantly pished dog rough looking tart

    Abi - natural looking would be one you'd go back for seconds

    Jodie - too much make up probably minging under all the slap, dirty whore though would be a right dirty shag. you probably wouldn't get the opportunity for seconds cos she'd have moved on to your father, brother, best mate, family pet etc

    my choice would be Abi, Jodie and jordan would be making the post shag cup of tea.

    or else I'd have all three at once

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    I use to drink in the White Hart in Brentwood where Jodi use to go and she is rough. With the make up she's probebly alright but without it. Not so good looking.
    But then I'm sure she has a nice personality!
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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    think I'd take abi too, althought I'd have to go out and get myself a camcorder to make part 2 of her movie

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    abi titmuss, the other 2 get on my nerves something cronic

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    porbably have to go with abi too but i'd rather have neither becuase they are all washed up dirty sluts...especially jordan she's fuking rank.
    I'm new to this :huh:

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Titmouse is reasonable I suppose. By the looks of her recent pics she seems to have got rid of the growler.

    Marsh = Rough old bint who looks like she has been repeatedly slapped in the face with a cast iron frying pan. Rocco doing her would be like throwing a franfurter up the Mersey Tunnel. Scuzbucket.

    After seeing the performance of Jordan in her video I would say she looks about as sexually inventive as a turtle. Ugly biatch!! Would love to give her a seeing to with an oxygen tank and see how she accomodates it. She'd be squeeling for more!! Dog rough. Like a caricature.


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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    defo titmus, other two are dogs, but I would prefer michelle marsh or lucy pinder to all three

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    lol why did ya shlink the littlest hobo in?
    I'm new to this :huh:

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    I went for the Littlest Hobo.......... because there's a voice, that keeps on calling me, down the road is where i'll always be. Every stop i make, i'll make a new friend. Can't stay for long, just turn around and i'm gone again. Maybe tomorrow, i'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow, i'll just keep moving on..................



    C'mon, who wouldn't shag that? (no, not the bint on the right)

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    Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha thats ****ing genius.

    Just when you think Czar can't get any funnier he comes out with shit like that :thumbs

    Utter genius

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    I went for the Littlest Hobo.......... because there's a voice, that keeps on calling me, down the road is where i'll always be. Every stop i make, i'll make a new friend. Can't stay for long, just turn around and i'm gone again. Maybe tomorrow, i'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow, i'll just keep moving on..................
    Or a little more musically presented here.

    I'm glad the Hobo has been posted because I didn't vote before. How do I vote for the Hobo doing all three?


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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    I dont like any of them, so I`ll take it as "the littlest hobo" is a pseudonym for the gorgeous Jo Guest and vote for that one

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Jodie Marsh... typical essex slosh.

    Abi would be good as she would love to bring a female friend along Im sure :thumbs
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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    mm.. abi tits.. er titmuss

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    I`ll have Scabby Shitmouse anyday..
    My cousin sat next to Jodie Marsh on a flight back from Cyprus...half way thru the night flight she was noshing the bloke she had with her off.....dirty slapper!!!! LOL
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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Defo Abi shes looking well hot recently saw her on that friday night project with Jordan .

    Jodie "Pram Face" marsh looks like she been face ****ed too many times plus shagging her would be like throwing a hot dog down the highway
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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    jodie ( haggard old trout )

    jordan nahhh

    little hobo has potential

    deffo gotta be tittymuss
    had many a moment looking at her :whistle

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    Default Re: who's the fittest?

    Tough one, all 3 have seen plenty of sausage action. Jordan and Jodie are more like real life barbie doll's, so Abi it is.

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