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    The Ideal Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "£60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!"
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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    lmfao ... nice one!

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    excelent, didn't see that one coming

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    Joke of the week mate

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    Aye skel. A classic indeed. Well done mate. Open wide for your tablets.


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    lol

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    fuking awesome mate, class. didnt even see it coming. class punch line, lol. lovin it! nice post, have some k!
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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    that was superb, never heard it before and never saw the punchline coming either, I think karma is in order here :thumbs

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    Lmao

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    Good one Skel, have some Karma man.

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    Poetry - pure poetry lol

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    Lmfao

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