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    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language!"Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

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    Default Re: Bitch

    pmsl - nice one

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    Default Re: Bitch

    He he. Not bad at all.


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    Default Re: Bitch

    Funtastic mate


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    Ahhh good old classic from stan boardman that.... well impressed with that one

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    pml

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    Funny Re: Bitch

    Good joke man.

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    all of the above :thumbs

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    Default Re: Bitch

    lol ...very good

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    lol, awesome matey. best joke today. best ive heard in a while
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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    Default Re: Bitch

    that was a good joke
    how dare you paddy

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    Liked it a lot

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    Rofl great joke

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