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    Default I'm leaving!

    A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front
    porch with her bags packed.
    He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

    He asked her why she was going.

    She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night
    doing what I give you for free."

    He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.

    His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"

    "I''m going too!" he replied.

    "Why?" she asked.

    "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

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    Funny Re: I'm leaving!

    I like it, the missus might not but I do....

    Good joke=karma

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    Default Re: I'm leaving!

    Made me laugh!
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    Default Re: I'm leaving!

    I`m sitting here chuckling, nice joke :thumbs

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    Default Re: I'm leaving!

    Nice one mate lol

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    Default Re: I'm leaving!

    nice - karma given!
    If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

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    Default Re: I'm leaving!

    lol, thats class. i like it, lol. very funny!
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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