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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
    Cheese Sandwich: £3.00
    Chicken Sandwich: £3.50
    Hand Job: £10.00
    After checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three beautiful blondes serving drinks to a wide eyed group of men.
    "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
    "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
    "Yes" she purrs "I am."
    The man replies "Well wash your f*cking hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

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    that was grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

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    That was a good one....Karma given.

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    Tasty, LC. Always brings a smile

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    probably one of the funniest jokes i've heard

    big slice of karma for that m8

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    :tongue Excellent :thumbs

    That'll be one to squeeze in on a text message and send about Karma duly awarded

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    Default Re: Hand Job

    lol good one

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    Default Re: Hand Job

    lol, a classic.

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    hahaha, tis a classic,

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    bloody funny dude. made me laugh
    LoOk ArOuNd Il Be ThErE tO lIfT yOu OfF tHe GrOuNd WhEn YoUr FeElInG dOwN, fEeLiNg DoWn!

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