OH ive had these two wriggling on my hook all day..
OH ive had these two wriggling on my hook all day..
Fish 1: Is that who I think it is?
Fish 2: Is it f**k
Fish 1: I think it fukin is m8
Fish 2: yer talking shite now, daft c**t
Ive had these two puppies trying to wriggle out of their net all day but I managed to contain em :whistle
...so you see, that DOES explain the smell.
edit: top answer CJ
FISH: hey put us down, your fingers smell worse than us!
You wont believe this I was just learning over the edge of the boat and these two just jumped out
Known as TC to his friends, he resides in a dustbin, where he gets as much sleep as he can.
A limerick
There was a young woman from saint kitts
Who wore two fish as mits
then one day the fish swam away
and all you could see was her tits.
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