caption competition..

[diablos]

OH ive had these two wriggling on my hook all day..

[CzarJunkie]

Fish 1: Is that who I think it is?
Fish 2: Is it f**k
Fish 1: I think it fukin is m8
Fish 2: yer talking shite now, daft c**t

[Lighty]

Ive had these two puppies trying to wriggle out of their net all day but I managed to contain em :whistle

[Crags]

...so you see, that DOES explain the smell.

edit: top answer CJ

[Apocalypse]

FISH: hey put us down, your fingers smell worse than us!

[Top Cat]

You wont believe this I was just learning over the edge of the boat and these two just jumped out

[BIG-TED]

A limerick

There was a young woman from saint kitts
Who wore two fish as mits
then one day the fish swam away
and all you could see was her tits.