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    lmao Girl witha bike

    Fully prepared for a trip to the HOS if need be..but lets hope not!

    A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
    named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety
    violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
    the back of it."

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
    sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
    dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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    Default Re: Girl witha bike

    liked it :thumbs have some K, good one that

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    Default Re: Girl witha bike

    Yeah good one m8 :-)
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    hehe, yes i agree, good joke mate

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    Default Re: Girl witha bike

    I like that one

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    top joke mate

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    A class joke.... Reminds me of an oldie

    What's got 4 legs and a c*nt halfway up it's back? A police horse.

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    Thats true m8

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    Default Re: Girl witha bike

    Good one! have some k

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    just had to give karma i had to very very good

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    very good

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