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    lmao Age of Wisdom!

    Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

    One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise
    in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember
    whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

    The second lady chimed in,
    "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs
    and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

    The third one responded,
    " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood,"
    as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them

    "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

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    Default Re: Age of Wisdom!

    Groan

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    weird how the silliest of things makes u smile

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