goldfish funeral

[the_wizzard]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered
over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your fucking cat."

[richie-rich]

muhaha - best joke ive heard this week, well done sir

[fastblatt]

Ha Ha. Nice one.

[Apocalypse]

hahaha, lmao good joke

[peckyyy147]

Nice joke

[$wish]

buahaha wizard you truely are a joke god

[lombie]

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