What*the*fcuk !!!??????

[Shambles]

WTF?


New magazine entitled Girls & Corpses

Well, if you're like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring them together in one magazine?

WTF?

So, enjoy the photos of our twins Cassie and Maile Moore, the twins from the Superbowl Lingerie half-time show. We quickly learned that a gorgeous model will pose with anything, so long as they look better. But we were damn lucky to get them with our star corpse, Smiling Jack

I must admit they're quite fit :whistle

[mcdee]

you said it mate WTF

[BertRoot]

Necrophilia is dead boring.

[Da Mafia]

how do u make love to a skeleton??

[Shambles]

how do u make love to a skeleton??

With a solid boner mate

[The Toker]

how do u make love to a skeleton??

Carefully ?

[Da Mafia]

Nice to see we av sum experts on the subject here, lol

[ABCMan]

well in the past i've fucked a few girls that might as well have been corpses

[Da Mafia]

well in the past i've fucked a few girls that might as well have been corpses

Aww poor ABCMan, u need a hug

[pizza-man]

well in the past i've fucked a few girls that might as well have been corpses

u sure they wernt men and didnt wanna say stop incase u sussed ??? LOL

[wonkyfox]

thats just fu(kin` wrong, on so many levels!!

[GameKing]

well I know some girls prefer older men, but surely those are past their sell by date :whistle

[ABCMan]

u sure they wernt men and didnt wanna say stop incase u sussed ??? LOL

yes, dead sure

[xdir]

Shit magazine, as you may havee noticed all the corpse were rotting, I prefer mine freezer fresh

[Goldberg]

Damn! They stole my idea! I'd just convinced the missus to do this aswell!

Oh well time for plan b......... erm I dont have a plan b... yet....

[satzzz]

I'm a bit disappointed actually.The models aren't topless although some of the corpses are bottomless!!!