Name That Smell
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Name That Smell
Day 27, 01:57
Nominated duo, Derek and Roberto, have moaned about the lack of stimulating, highbrow conversation in the House and Anthony was a name mentioned. It seems they may have a point.
Team Saskia were snuggled up in the Loft and Anthony interrupted Craig's monologue with a question akin to an intellectual black hole.
"Has anyone farted? It might have been me...I can't remember," he said, perhaps gaining a few man points, but clearly losing some IQ points.
"Yeah, you smell bad," Maxwell murmured. But Anthony had more to say.
"I'm trying to think if it's me...I know my own smell," he said sniffing the air like a cross between a chimpanzee and a methane sommelier.
"Musty," stated Maxwell, clearly familiar with his mate's particular brand.
"Like poo?" Saskia asked, only for Maxwell to say it was more like a nappy.
Then the conversation moved onto Maxwell's breath, with all four of them sniffing each other.
Blame for the original crime was never apportioned.
What Team Saskia are seemingly forgetting, is the basic rule of law in situations such as these - whoever smelt it, dealt it.
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...ory.jsp?id=615
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