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    why have they now got a wee voice in the disabled parking spaces at asda,
    tonight i parked my car this wee irritating voice boomed out i very nearly shat it i might add, this is what the coont said.... diablos you lazy fucking cocksucker why the fuck as a fat abled body cunt have you parked there, is this a new way to embarass us lazy fuckers who park in these bays i tell you i almost complained to tha asda management..


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    let me know when the humour gets to this thread...
    Last edited by Andy; 28th June 2005 at 12:15 AM. Reason: because i can.

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    ¬.¬ doesn't even deserve the 'not impressed' smiley
    [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Real pirates don't [I]STEAL[/I], they [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]SHARE[/SIZE][/FONT]
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    hopefully some disabled person who couldnt park their car there would have complained to the management on your behalf, if its like our local asda they clamp arseholes who park in the disabled bays without a valid disabled badge.

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    fair enough if the guys are disabled but most of them i see are jumping out of there free cars, racing round the shops with their trolleys maiming innocent shoppers ...


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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    your wrong mate they are not free cars you pay £160 a month for the car plus a non refundable deposit :tongue
    Last edited by mcdee; 28th June 2005 at 10:28 AM.

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    diablos, in some respects you are right, there are a large number of people who abuse the blue badges by using someone elses which is no better than those who use the disabled bays without one, i wish that the traffic wardens would make use of the photos on them to confirm that the disabled person is with the car and use their power to remove the badge from those who allow theirs to be abused

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    they should force anyone parking with out a disabled badge to pay 100 quid to charity before removing the clamp

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    they should force anyone parking with out a disabled badge to pay 100 quid to charity before removing the clamp

    agreed
    :kissass :cry: Hmm I wonder which 3 this is ????

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    Am I correct in thinking that these 'Talking Spaces' are an aid to assist in the parking for Disabled Drivers?

    If so I think you will agree it is harldy PC is it? OK so the driver may be Disabled, it does not make him/her stupid! I would find it offending if I was disabled. Also, you don't automatically get a driving License if you are disabled, you still have to pass the same test etc.... as a non-disabled person.

    Disabled person's are the same as you or me. And they will agree that they do not like been treated differently to others.

    Let's revolt againt the Talking Parking Bays!
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    no, they are simply a warning message that the bay is for diabled badge holders only, so ignorant twats cant say they didnt know when their cars get clamped

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    dont know whats worse young fit birds driving a 4x4 parking in a disabled space and going into asda for a sandwich or some old wrinkley bastard going around a roundabout in the inside lane indicating right :censored :annoyed: :censored :annoyed: :censored :annoyed:

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    they should force anyone parking with out a disabled badge to pay 100 quid to charity before removing the clamp

    surely if they clamped it technically speaking the car would be able to park there as the clamp renders the vehicle disabled thus no offence commited....


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    I can see a flaw in this 'Speaking Parking space' thingy.... What if you are deaf AND blind..

    Again, my coat is already on............
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg
    I can see a flaw in this 'Speaking Parking space' thingy.... What if you are deaf AND blind..

    Again, my coat is already on............
    Blind people wont pass the number plate reading part of the test :tongue
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg
    I can see a flaw in this 'Speaking Parking space' thingy.... What if you are deaf AND blind..

    Again, my coat is already on............
    dont let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya :tongue

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuzor
    Blind people wont pass the number plate reading part of the test :tongue
    I did,,, granted I am only registered partially sighted,,, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Termy
    I did,,, granted I am only registered partially sighted,,, lol.
    termy you should change your name to


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    Default Re: Disabled parking

    Disabled parking spaces "rub me up the wrong way". In my street theres approx 15 cars would like to park, and space for six due to yellow lines. Asian fella up the road tho got a "marked space" for being disabled. He's about as disabled as ur average marathon runner. We've campaigned to get it removed to no avail.

    You can bet your life there won't be reserved parking spaces for able bodied people at the next Para-Olympics tho :whistle

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    termy you should change your name to
    That used to be my nickname m8,,, lol.

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