New IT Policy
Got this today, thought it was a goodie
Dear All,
As part of our on going cost-cutting exercise, we are proposing a major
change to our Desktop policy and a further move towards a recycling and
paperless office. The goal is to remove all laptop computers by December
2005 and all desktop computers by February 2006. Instead, everyone will be
provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
Technical Justification:
1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
4. No more worries about power cuts.
5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
Regards
IT Department.
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Originally Posted by jimbob2002
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