Best Insults

[Crilly]

What are your best insults, nothing to heavy, just funny ones between mates.

Current insults in our office are bucket of arse, and willy dribble.

[casio]

sweaty balls, arse breath, cheesy bell end ringer sniffer, pube chin, and dave whos an ugly fecker his nick names cum face

[marcode]

fuck nut
gobshite
cunt chops

nother one somone randomly came out with a few years back - knob splat

[casio]

i forgot bollock chops

[AxE]

Walnut whip dick
Acorn Dick
Shithouse
Quilm

[daz73]

"Take my keys, goto my house... Take your mam home as shes eating all my food and making my bed smell the fat twat!"

that'll do!

[jimbob2002]

spunk felching cunt

[Shambles]

"Don't be such a fkin Lisa Bott, cunt"

[BertRoot]

Felch spoon
Helmet jockey
Shitehawk
Rod end
Arse pirate
Kermal

[Robbo]

Take your face for a shit!!!

[God is a DJ]

"your mum"

dj

[lombie]

You look like your face has caught fire and someone's put it out with a pitchfork

Face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle

[daz73]

'fuck wit' is a fav of mine!

[Swiss Tony]

what the fuck you doing sitting in my chair you cunt....

Well thats the polite word used by my colleague to this bloke from IBM this afternoon when we got back from the pub.... good job no one could tell if he was joking or just pissed

[xdir]

Puta, bitch in portugese and Salope, whore in French.
Makes a difference from saying hello first thing in the morning and it pisses of my french/portugese colleagues

[Roach-Rampino]

Shower of shit

Birds with big gnashers

"With teeth like that she could eat an apple through a tennis racket"

"She must be breaking them in for a horse"

[burner1]

"How the fuck can you be so ugly with just the one head?"....

Another one I use on some mates is: "Alright lads..and you dave"

If someone comes round the house and my lad tells me they're here, I'll shout "Tell them I'm on the bog, I can only deal with one shit at a time"

[flumperino]

twat monkey

[Keva]

fuck nut
num nuts
dildo
knob head
idiot

[$wish]

shower of wanks
knob cheese