Summer

[$wish]

** Rant Mode On **
I dont see why everyone loves the summer. Today the heat up here was bloody unbearable i nearly roasted to death (what with my fair skin and all ) What i hate about summer is:

• Flies - What the fuck are they for cant they just fuck off... EAT BUG SPRAY :grr:
• Midges - Even more usless than the fly, but they are outside and innumerable amount. Cant spray them, Bastards.
• Heat - Unbearable, just saps energy from everyone and makes me all tired.
• Sweat - Heat makes everyone sweaty and disgusting and sweat aint exactly a big turn on is it?
• Fat men - The hear causes them to take off their clothes. To be honest i dont want to see you walking around with your gut dragging along the ground, I got enough of seeing that when in florida
• Humidity - Bah its just so stickly and horrible
• Lack of wind - Wind is god in summer, so why take it from me.
• Grass - Having to cut the grass every bloody 2 weeks or you end up with a jungle in your garden complete with its own tree living tribe.
• Freshly Cut grass - Gets in/on everything.
• Long days - If i go to bed i wana get to sleep but nooo i cant cos of a big light shining in from behind my curtains. Bah

As you may notice summer is hell for me.... im so depressed

** Rand Mode Off **

[burner1]

That's all a small sacrifice to pay when you see what the effect of summer has on fit looking birds in the skimpiest of skirts mate :thumbs

[Shambles]

Amen to that burner mate

[lin]

No, I can see where you're coming from.

Being a fat, blonde haired person, I hate the heat as well.

I'm researching Alaska for my next holiday.

[Crilly]

Have to agree being blonde and only going several shades of red in the sun is no fun, agree about the bird that is a bonus but never get a look in then you are surrounded by dark tanned wankers, fuck i hate the summer as well, at least in the winter i look nornal and it the brown cnuts that look like dicks.

This is me after a day in the sun :annoyed: nice colour

[Purple Pixie]

You forgot about wasps as well .... having just been stung while getting washing off the line I am now waging war against wasps.

They're horrible things ...at least bees have a use ...but what do wasps do?

I'm one of them people who always gets biten or stung , someone once told me that its because I'm a redhead , I reckon its coz I'm a still target , Mr Pixie is shit scared of bees and wasps so he flaps his arms like a madman and he never gets stung

PP

[BertRoot]

Stop moaning you miserable shits. Its glorious here and I am off work. Yeah it is hot but would you prefer sub-zero temps? You student types shouldn't wear black all the time Swish. I'll let you know which is best after a few hours at Xscape on Thursday when I will have to wear snow gear. Mmm sweaty feet in snowboard boots, just what you want?!

[daz73]

Dont mind the sun, its the clammy, stuffy heat that comes with it. Waking up at 2.30am with a serious sweat on and not even from a good dream

Dont mind flies, hate wasps cos they hover right next to you and piss you off till you try hitting one, then it bastard stings you.. Hate Bluebottles cos they're noisy bastards!

Also hate my next door neighbour as she is a fat warthog who likes to wear bra tops and has her fat hang over the lycra pants she adores!

Also being on "the job" is an exercide in itself.. bollox to the gym, get on the gallop for ten mins, you soon lose about 2 stone in sweat.. she dont care for it much though!

[schematic]

I have to agree with the midges, sat up the garden and just as it starts to go cool you get those millions of little tw@ts in your ears up your nose and they itch like hell, as for bringing out the fit girls in skimpy clothing, 9.30 this morning some peice walked past my house in the smallest bikin top on and ever so short mini skirt, i almost broke my ankle racing for my digicam :whistle

[Tommy J]

It's the feel good factor when you get up and it's sunny. As opposed to dark and miserable.

Must admit thought I wouldn't want it all year. (other than the women in skimpy clothes)
Shopping centres are the best in this weather, up the escalator your go my dear, :coffee: :whistle

[TwoPlAnKs]

what i hate is people who even mention the weather - pointless waste of time really, not like it affects anyone in britain - especially not in scotland and almost everyone here moans about it.

if i was in a place with a tornado every 2 days i might pay a bit of attention to the weather but here i just dont care - wear more or less clothes and that's basically all you need to worry about.

[$wish]

what i hate is people who even mention the weather - pointless waste of time really, not like it affects anyone in britain - especially not in scotland and almost everyone here moans about it.

if i was in a place with a tornado every 2 days i might pay a bit of attention to the weather but here i just dont care - wear more or less clothes and that's basically all you need to worry about.

sometimes wearing less clothes still isnt enough. In winter puttin on more clothes is easy, but in summer you cant very well walk around naked (as much as id like those bikini girls to

[Crilly]

what i hate is people who even mention the weather - pointless waste of time really, not like it affects anyone in britain - especially not in scotland and almost everyone here moans about it.

if i was in a place with a tornado every 2 days i might pay a bit of attention to the weather but here i just dont care - wear more or less clothes and that's basically all you need to worry about.

The weather affected quite a lot of old people a few years back then they died due to the heat

[snow white]

We are never satisfied with the weather we moan if it rains, we moan if it snows and we moan if it's too hot.

[$wish]

We are never satisfied with the weather we moan if it rains, we moan if it snows and we moan if it's too hot.

i love the rain, i love the snow!

its just the sun that does me bloody head in

[Cenus_]

i love the rain, i love the snow!

its just the sun that does me bloody head in

That just aint right matey.

Rain and snow is afull. Sunshine is wicked ace!! Been spending all week finishing work at half 3 and jumping straight in my swimming pool

[Andy]

Im fed up of the hot weather at the moment.

Im stuck working in it morning until night, pisses me right off, i sweat bucketloads and just makes me tired & sluggish, doin my nut in.

[danthescan]

Try living in the far north of Scotland where its light at 1 am and try sleeping when its hot as hell. God i love it yippee.


Hate feking midges tho i need my blowtorch again

[mcdee]

im not complaining the last time we had a summer up here englebert humperdink was in the charts

[DaveTheRave]

the worst thing about summer is hayfever