Bloke walks into a pub, sees his mate having a drink, his hands wrapped in bandages and looking pissed off, he goes over and gets a drink and asks his mate what's up "I'm pissed off, went to a club, scored with this real nice bint, and went back to hers", his mates says "Why would that piss you off?", mate said "Na, wasn't that, we got into bed and I was just about gonna slam it in her when we hear the front door open, she said 'shit, my husband!'", "Shit" says his mate "That would have pissed me off as well".. "Na, it wasn't that, she told me to quickly open the window and hang on the ledge till she got rid of him", mate says "that would've really pissed me off, hanging on a ledge like that"... "Na, wasn't that" he said as he took another swig of his beer, "thing is, he sussed what was going on and spotted me hands hanging on, he came over and started to slam the 'kin window up and down on my knuckles till he broke my fingers".. "Jesus mate, I can see why you pissed of now then!", bloke says "na, it wasn't that", his mate is getting annoyed now and says "Well just what the fuck was it that pissed you off???", he says "We was on the ground floor and me feet were 2 inches off the fuckin ground, that's what pissed me off".
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