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    The other day I was asked to run a marathon. I said "piss off".

    Then they said, "Come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."

    Then I thought........fuck, I could win this...........

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    made me smile!

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    Default Re: Run a Marathon........me?

    Oh that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages - you're gonna go to hell for sure!

    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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    have a feeling its a Gervais gag, but can't quite place it.

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    Default Re: Run a Marathon........me?

    Link?

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    received by email, no link mate

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    Default Re: Run a Marathon........me?

    Fookin class joke

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    roflamo, liking that very much mate

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    Default Re: Run a Marathon........me?

    Think it was Peter Kaye with that one, very funny mate

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    Default Re: Run a Marathon........me?

    Quote Originally Posted by bugnote
    have a feeling its a Gervais gag, but can't quite place it.
    Exactly what I thought when I first read this. Not sure if it's from the first series of The Office or one of his stand up shows. :nowords:

    Hang on, thinking about it, the one from The Office is about Ian Botham so it might be original. Who knows..

    Still, class. Have some K.

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