Kid's jokes

**ubergaz** · 31st July 2005

I've got two kids here and theyre not getting any of these jokes...anyone got some for wee Joely(9) and Joe(7)

**Spennyboy** · 31st July 2005

joely and joe... ?

ur name not joseph by any chance?? :nowords:

i got one...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

**Shambles** · 31st July 2005

You never told me you had 2 kids with similar names :whistle

**Spennyboy** · 31st July 2005

Originally Posted by Shambles

You never told me you had 2 kids with similar names :whistle

you never told us (the digital family) that u had a whole tribe on the forum + extensive wings

**pete252** · 31st July 2005

Here's one for Joely and Joe..

What's brown and sticky ?

A Stick

**pete252** · 31st July 2005

My kids loved this one...

Knock Knock.......

Who's there......

Smellip.......

Smellip Whoo

**xdir** · 1st August 2005

Heres one my Niece told me (Sound execellant from a 5 year old) :-
Why do Chickens sit on Eggs??
because they dont have any chairs

**dava123** · 1st August 2005

my kids love this site

http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=browse&id=13

**AJ_007** · 1st August 2005

What goes Ha Ha bonk?

I man laughin his head off!

gets me everytime

**Apocalypse** · 2nd August 2005

The owl and the pussycat went to sea,
but the end of our story's quite sad.
The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
`cos her gameboy was driving him mad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.

Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.

**Shambles** · 2nd August 2005

A BLONDE pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic: "It died."

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

She says: "What's the story?"

"Just crap in the carburettor," he replies.

She says: "How often do I have to do that?"