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    Default man walks upto his wife

    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
    wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you
    firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

    While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought
    herself better and replied with silence.

    The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the
    breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could
    get rid of your bra."

    This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and
    grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she
    said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of
    the postman, the gardener, the poolman . . . and your brother :nowords:
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    Funny Re: man walks upto his wife

    rofl - cracking joke dude!

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    Default Re: man walks upto his wife

    buahahahahaha

    i like it, cheers dude

    nik

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    Default Re: man walks upto his wife

    hehe nice 1

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    made me laugh

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