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    The Sneezing Woman


    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
    the first-class section
    of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a
    tissue, gently wiped her
    nose, then visibly shuddered and shook for ten or
    fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes
    later, the woman sneezed
    again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
    quite violently once
    more.

    Assuming the woman might have a cold, that caused
    the sneezing, the man was
    still curious about the shuddering, but went back to
    his book.

    A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet
    again. As before, she
    took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shook even
    more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to
    the woman, and asked, "I
    couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three
    times, wiped your nose,
    then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"

    "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied in
    a soft voice. "I have a
    very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I
    have an . . . orgasm."

    The man, now more than a bit embarrassed, was still
    curious. "I've never
    heard of a condition like this before," he said.
    "Are you taking anything
    for it?"

    "Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."

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    Info Re: The Sneezing Woman

    :nono :nono :nono

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    Default Re: The Sneezing Woman

    Buhahahahahaha - i've heard it before and it still makes me laugh, nice one mate

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