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    lmao Being British

    How apt... I dont know if it has been posted before but what the heck!

    "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

    And the most British thing of all?

    Suspicion of anything foreign.

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    Why is this in the comedy club? Lol maybe a debate could be started here how we can eat all this food and trust their values as sellers, but we cant trust them in our country? Is this what your trying to say?
    Im a fuckwit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuzor
    Why is this in the comedy club?
    Because it fucking funny.

    Irony?

    The youth of today? :|

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    Because it fucking funny.

    Irony?

    The youth of today? :|
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    Im a fuckwit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Being British

    hehe, quite true

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuzor
    Why is this in the comedy club? Lol maybe a debate could be started here how we can eat all this food and trust their values as sellers, but we cant trust them in our country? Is this what your trying to say?
    Stu you are seriously falling down hill on here at a rapid pace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spencer_y89
    Stu you are seriously falling down hill on here at a rapid pace
    he is fast becoming the new Twoplanks

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    OK OK OK keep it here in the comedy club, maybe its a scottish thing :tongue
    Im a fuckwit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    How dare you insult the country of my birth to say everyone is like you and twoplanks, what a terrible thing to insinuate!

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    I am scottish didnt realise you were as well. I dont know why this one didnt make me laugh, maybe I need to be locked in a soundproof room with nothing but white for the next few days... That ought to loosen me up
    Im a fuckwit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahahaha aint it the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuzor
    I am scottish didnt realise you were as well. I dont know why this one didnt make me laugh, maybe I need to be locked in a soundproof room with nothing but white for the next few days... That ought to loosen me up

    dude you really are an arse hole

    @op man that is so true^^^

    its great

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    stu loosen the spandex a bit

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    hehe, good joke m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuzor
    Why is this in the comedy club? Lol maybe a debate could be started here how we can eat all this food and trust their values as sellers, but we cant trust them in our country? Is this what your trying to say?
    What an Idiot....Get a grip m8..

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