train journey
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a
dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on
his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and
by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That dirty English pig put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought -
"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French bastard again".
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