Trust A Friend

**the_wizzard** · 18th August 2005

A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend.
He tells him, "If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about half an hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" He asks.

"You gave me the wrong key."

**GameKing** · 18th August 2005

nice one

**philo** · 18th August 2005

I like it

**DrunkenSteve** · 18th August 2005

Nice one, reminds me of this joke along same lines

A very rich knight goes off to fight in the crusades, but not wanting to leave his stunning wqife alone with the male house servants fits her with a chastity belt made of razors.
After many years fighting he returns and lines up his courtiers in the courtyard. He orders them all to drop their trousers and is greeted by the sight of shredded toger on all but one of them.

He walks up to the one courtier with a complete penis and says " I thank you, you are the only one of my coutiers who has not tried it on with my wife and for that you have my eternal trust and gratitude. As a mark of the repect I have for you I will give you half of my lands"

To which the courtier replies " Gank uu Gery muck" :cartman

I'll em get my coat now