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    Info a little boy came down to breakfast...

    A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

    “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.

    “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.”

    Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”

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    Default Re: a little boy came down to breakfast...

    Beaten by a bertroot special

    http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=221728

    .. which was itself hossed

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    Default Re: a little boy came down to breakfast...

    as was this one

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    Default Re: a little boy came down to breakfast...

    havnt been here for a while, its nice to be back

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    Default Re: a little boy came down to breakfast...

    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse
    havnt been here for a while...
    You're always bleedin here, just like me!!

    Oh, except for when you're on the liquid lash at lunch :whistle

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