Wasp on Vinyl

**lombie** · 19th August 2005

A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking down
the High Street one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for
"Wasp sounds from around the Globe".

On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject
has just been released and a few copies are available in store there and
then.

Naturally, being a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps
he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he can have a
listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".

A few seconds later the World renowned expert in the sounds of European
Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with his
headphones on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes the Headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales persons attention.

"Excuse me" he says, "I'm A World renowned expert in the sounds of European
Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar".

The young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the
World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is indeed
listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". Puzzled, the World
renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps returns to the
headphones and once again begins to listen. After a few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the young fellow there.

"Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am a World renowned
expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp
sounds from around the Globe" and I have to say again, those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you certain I have been listening to the
correct recording?" Slightly exasperated by now, the young man checks
the disc currently Playing and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses

.........

"Oops, sorry Sir, I seem to have played you the Bee side"