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    Default Jack Dee's shit joke

    Bloke goes to a blacksmith for a job.

    "You ever shoed a horse before?" asked the blacksmith.

    "No" said the man "but I've told a donkey to fuck off!"
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    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    wicked but shit at the same time ....
    lol
    but i like your sig thats frickin ace!!

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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    simple yet effective

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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    hehe

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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    good pub joke
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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    hehe - bet its good when you pissed :-)
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    Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    Heard that one before he told this one on telly the other day:

    What is the most common name for a pit bull terrier:

    Spoiler:
    ASBO

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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    Way to go Birdie - kill the thread pmsl :woot
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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    It was funny when he said it.

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    Default Re: Jack Dee's shit joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Morph
    hehe - bet its good when you pissed :-)
    it is !

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