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    Default A census taker

    in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.

    When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

    She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two.

    And the twins, Seth &Beth, they're twenty-six.

    And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four . "

    "Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"

    The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
    times we didn't get nothin'."
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    Default Re: A census taker

    not sure on that one???

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    Default Re: A census taker

    thats awful....

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    Default Re: A census taker

    Hmmm - not even a wry smile..................

    Keep trying
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    hmm :|

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