We are Crashing

[Uncle Les]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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***sigh***

http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...ght=woman+iron
http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...ght=woman+iron

[Uncle Les]

***sigh***

http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...ght=woman+iron
http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...ght=woman+iron

Allwright so I am new and have not had time to read all posts yet:tongue

[Shambles]

Hey Les, don't worry about it mate.

What I find the best thing for a forum newbie to do is reply to some of the existing stuff (jokes, news, info etc) which shows that you're not just here to boost your postcount etc etc, but have read others contributions.

Keep posting mate :thumbs

[GameKing]

that`s good advise from shambles, if you use this before you post a new thread it`ll show you if it`s been posted before, just pop in a couple of keywords and away you go

[urbsy]

who the fuck bothers to search the place when they find somert funny?, i dont

[Apocalypse]

oldie but a goldie in my opinion keep up the good work les, the advice from shambles is top banana, follow it and you'll do fine on here mate

[diablos]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

made me laff..