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    WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND: Definitely not!

    WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

    HUSBAND: Of course I do.

    WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

    WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look on her face).

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: Would you live in our house?

    HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

    WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

    WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

    HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

    WIFE:
    Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

    HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

    WIFE: [silence]

    HUSBAND: F**k

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    Default Re: Busted!

    Doh.

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    Default Re: Busted!

    class joke - i aint herd it before... HOS awaits tho

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    that is new to me aswell, that is mint

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    LOL made me chuckle that one!!

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