During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners
asks the students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date,
having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Bill, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
""I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted.
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