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    Default Being Polite

    During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners

    asks the students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date,

    having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have

    to go to the bathroom?" she asked.



    "Just a minute, I have to go piss."



    The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"



    "What about you Bill, how would you say it?"



    "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right

    back."



    The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still

    not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."



    "And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your

    intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"



    ""I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have

    to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get

    to meet after supper."



    The teacher fainted.

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    Default Re: Being Polite

    haha

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    Default Re: Being Polite

    bwhahahaha K for that one

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