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    Default Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    It's just that I've been feeling peckish all day.


    buhaha


    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    erm... no I don't

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    What are the symptoms of human flu?

    Human flu symptoms are:


    • fever
    • cough
    • sore throat
    • muscle aches
    • conjunctivitis
    Cases of bird flu are more likely to cause breathing problems and pneumonia, and can be fatal.

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    I think you both missed the joke....lol...

    hmm come to think of it, im not even sure i get it myself! im guessin the "peckish" bit is meant to be the funny part lol

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    Quote Originally Posted by John Keymer
    What are the symptoms of human flu?

    Human flu symptoms are:


    • fever
    • cough
    • sore throat
    • muscle aches
    • conjunctivitis
    Cases of bird flu are more likely to cause breathing problems and pneumonia, and can be fatal.


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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    Quote Originally Posted by John Keymer
    What are the symptoms of human flu?

    Human flu symptoms are:


    • fever
    • cough
    • sore throat
    • muscle aches
    • conjunctivitis
    Cases of bird flu are more likely to cause breathing problems and pneumonia, and can be fatal.
    that cracked me up

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadly
    I think you both missed the joke....lol...

    hmm come to think of it, im not even sure i get it myself! im guessin the "peckish" bit is meant to be the funny part lol
    oh, was there a joke in there somewhere...? :whistle

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    i'm sorry to say but the *original* joke is pure shite, HOS!

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse
    i'm sorry to say but the *original* joke is pure shite, HOS!
    Agreed, what time is the next bus, destination HOS

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    what does hos mean?

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    HOS = Hall of Shame

    you end up there if you've been a muppet

    happens to all of us at some point on here
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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    HOS also means Heap O' Shite, like this

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    pah....great joke

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Do you know what the symptoms of bird flu are?.....

    i got it straight away and laughed +k anyway

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