Who wipes there ass and looks at the paper?

[Fett]

I for one wipe my ass and look at the toilet paper to make sure my arse is clean but upon asking ppl I know they are saying that they dont. How do they know there arse is clean?

Do you check?

[spiderbites]

Strange thread :whistle

I thought everyone did, I know i do

How else would you know if your arse is clean

[Deadly]

I look aswell lol i've always wondered how blind people know when to stop wiping though loll

[EnTiTy]

I look aswell lol i've always wondered how blind people know when to stop wiping though loll

They smell it should have been in the joke section.

but yeah you got to look.

[Morph]

everyone looks of course they do - just embarrased to tak about it

its just like the "do you masturbate?" question. Everyone knows that 99& of the adult population does it.

and the other 1% are liars !

wonder who will get in first and call me a w4nker ?

[daz73]

I ask people this especially women and they always say. NOOOOOO, thats revolting, Guess I know whos got a shitty ass in my office then!!!

Great question m8, One of my all time favorites...

[daz73]

I look aswell lol i've always wondered how blind people know when to stop wiping though loll

Guide dog moves onto the balls probably!! :thumbs

[jimbob2002]

I dont, I just call me dog to me, bend over and let him lick it clean

[Crags]

Of course - everyone should look anyway, not just for the clean ass thing, but what if in your moment of excitement uncurling a footlong, you popped a bottom-berry and yer sphincter was pissing out red sauce like a blood orange - how would you know?

Exactly.

[Shambles]

You got to look. Otherwise how would you know you had an Ace? (see Roger's Profanisaurus).

[Fett]

You would be surprised at how many girls wont admit to doing this which being a cleanliness thing I thought all girls would be the first to admit. I personally keep wiping till I almost draw blood.

[CzarJunkie]

On days when I'm feeling creative I often have a 'Bobby Sands Hour' and decorate the walls with it. Excretal expressionism is very liberating.

[diablos]

On days when I'm feeling creative I often have a 'Bobby Sands Hour' and decorate the walls with it. Excretal expressionism is very liberating.

I better not post in this thread now


watch yourself i got banned for posting a picture of bobby's grave with a pepperami and a cup of diet coke..

[BertRoot]

Guide dog moves onto the balls probably!! :thumbs

Buhahahahaha!!!! Fucking hilarious mate. Nearly made me herniate myself.

On days when I'm feeling creative I often have a 'Bobby Sands Hour' and decorate the walls with it. Excretal expressionism is very liberating.

There is a memory. What the fuck were they thinking doing that and how did they produce so much shit when on hunger strike?

[Apocalypse]

Of course I look at the paper, its the LAW!

[CzarJunkie]

There is a memory. What the fuck were they thinking doing that and how did they produce so much shit when on hunger strike?

The body starts to consume the internal organs when you starve so they were probably shitting out something akin to Liver Pate. No wonder they didn't eat the fukin prison food with quality grub like that on tap.

[Roach-Rampino]

probably shitting out something akin to Liver Pate. No wonder they didn't eat the fukin prison food with quality grub like that on tap.

Sinn Fein fois gras?

That aside who the fuck asks girls if they look at the paper when they wipe their arse??
Jesus, I'd like to think that the majority of birds would recoil in horror at such a question. Unless of course she was some sort of shit lover, who at the prospect of seeing faeces would lick her lips, mositen at the cunny, start diddling her twat and empty her bowels onto a glass coffee table.

[wtaylor]

Yes of course i do, and just for u guys i took a pic..........

Spoiler:

Oh My God U Actually Looked !!! :nono

[Crilly]

You have to look at the paper just think how much money you would make it your skids formed a picture of Jesus or elvis

[incognito™]

Always check... you never know what treats you are going to find in that rosette of charmin/andrex shit role after you have reemed out yer ringpiece with it