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    Funny Woman's/man's diary

    WOMAN'S DIARY

    Sunday 6th November 2005
    Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
    I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late
    meeting him - thought it might be that
    The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
    quieter to talk.
    He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went
    somewhere nice to eat.
    All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
    didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I
    just knew that something was wrong.
    He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He
    hesitated but followed.
    I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned
    the television on.
    After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
    bed.I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He
    just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
    He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my
    surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.
    Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's
    found someone else.



    MAN'S DIARY:

    Spoiler:

    Sunday 6th November 2005
    Chelsea got beat 1-0 by Man U. Gutted. Got a shag though.
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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    I think if you try harder roach you can make the font even smaller.

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    Quote Originally Posted by RhinoBanga
    I think if you try harder roach you can make the font even smaller.

    Being a bit mean today Rhino? No, to be honest I pasted it in and it was fucking HUGE, so I changed the font to Times Roman and dropped the size down to size 1, it looks okay to me.......

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    I'm running at 1600x1200 and I can hardly read the text. I'll change the size and you can let me know how it appears at your end.

    > Update

    Anything > 1 is more readable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhinoBanga
    I'm running at 1600x1200 and I can hardly read the text. I'll change the size and you can let me know how it appears at your end.

    > Update

    Anything > 1 is more readable.

    Now the first 4 lines are real big then it gets smaller. If you don't think it's funny I could delete it?

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    i found it rather good

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    Made me laugh
    Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
    I fought the law and I won
    I fought the law and I won

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    yeah made me laugh too, though i couldnt read it, had to enlarge it (the txt)

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    ha ha been there many a time, they just dont understand do they?

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    liked that mate!!
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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    hehe.

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    Default Re: Woman's/man's diary

    heh heh so you keep a diary then Roachy?

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