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    lmao Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?
    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
    He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub..
    Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
    The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore
    the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in money.
    Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there
    are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
    As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
    One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire but ...........



    Why the fuck he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!."

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    i shouldn't laugh at all but very good indeed +K

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    laughing here too

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    hehehe

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    haha not bad!

    wouldnt surprise me if you still got some stick though, even with the warning in the title!

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    lmao Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    fooking gr8 pmsl

    have sum k


    cheers bezo

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowMoses
    haha not bad!

    wouldnt surprise me if you still got some stick though, even with the warning in the title!
    lol yeah wouldn't suprise me

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    k++ very good
    "The cream has floated to the top" - Midnight_Toker on his work fantasy football team's recent form 08.11.06

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    a cracker!!

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    roflmao... thats class... shouldnt laff but hey its humour
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    Buhhahaahahaah k+ pmsl
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    i feel bad for laughing so hard

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    bahahahaha, that execllent, a jokes a joke, an that a cracker , K+

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    made me laugh!

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    Nice one..
    Heard it before..but it`s a good one...
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    willyboy, I do believe that`s the best joke I`ve seen in ages, it`s certainly the best joke you`ve posted on here, I gotta give you special K for that

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    buhahahahaaaaaa.....

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    Very good

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    Default Re: Genie joke (dont read if you get offended easily)

    It is very good, thanks to Rob for telling me about it!

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