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    Two women walking home from a night out walk through a graveyard,both decide to have a piss . One wipes her fanny on her knickers the other on a wreath. Next day both Husbands are in the pub having a drink, one says to the other, i better keep an eye on my missus she came home last night with no knickers on. Thats fuck all says his mate mine had a card wedged up her arse saying, Youl never be for gotten all the lads at the Fire station

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    I believe this joke was recited by Jesus, during the intermission between the breaking of the bread, and the drinking of the wine

    jk mate

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino
    I believe this joke was recited by Jesus, during the intermission between the breaking of the bread, and the drinking of the wine

    jk mate
    Nice

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    Default Re: Two women

    I think this is a candidate for the HOS

    http://digital-forums.com/showthread...t=Fire+station

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    Default Re: Two women

    all aboard!

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    Default Re: Two women

    Moved to the right section

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