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    Funny Mass Exodus


    Desperate for a little peace and quiet

    Mass Exodus!


    Day 4, 06:00
    Sunday 08 January


    Once again, Michael has been limbering up for his place in the snoring Olympics, but some housemates would prefer to cheer him on from a distance.

    At 5.10am a bleary-eyed Pete stumbled out of the bedroom to escape Michael's nasal explosions. Shaking his head, he lit a cigarette to block out any reminder of the hideous din before retiring to a rather uncomfortable-looking bench in the living area.

    An hour later, unable to cope with the racket, Chantelle was forced to leave the warmth of her own bed to sleep somewhere more audibly comfortable. As a working runway at Heathrow was too far away she settled for a hard spot between two chairs in the living area.


    Bedding down for a morning away from snoring

    Dennis - a huge contender for Michael's title himself - was seen to be casting dark looks in the direction of the thundering racket too, but glaring was as much effort as he could muster.

    Who will follow?

    Will Michael wake himself up and will he too join the others in a bid to get away from his own hooter?

    And will Big Brother set a task in which housemates can win a set of earplugs?

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    Default Re: Mass Exodus

    Freaky bastard,

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    Bent as a butchers hook.
    Iā€™m alive and kicking yeh baby.

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    Default Re: Mass Exodus

    Quote Originally Posted by The Realist
    Bent as a butchers hook.

    took words outta my mouth

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