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    Funny Ugly bird!

    A very ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
    The guy behind the counter says "Are they twins?"
    The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why do you think they look that similar?"
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    "No" he replies " I just can't believe you got laid twice!"


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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    ha ha ha ha ha
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    heh heh you`re a cruel man roachy

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    Quality dude, absolute quality, had us laughing in the office!

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    He's back. The roach is back, practising his chatup lines on DF


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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    v.good

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    Sweet must remember that one

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    Fucking hilarious mate. Open wide!!


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    Age 9 & 7! oh feck i think i know her

    regards, Stevie wonder8)

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    lmao, nice joke

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    Default Re: Ugly bird!

    haha quality, loving that one :thumbup

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