St, st, stutter...
A Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all
have a severe stutter. "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly
beautiful landlady.
"Th th th th three pi pi pi..........." says the Welshman.
Up steps the Irishman. "Three p pints of of of of gui gui
gui.."
Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th
th................."
"Oh sod this !" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to
serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they
are ready to order yet.
"Th th th th three pi pi pi pi", stutters the Welshman "Three
pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy.
And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th...........".
"Look" says the beautiful landlady, "who loves a bet?"
"If any one of you can tell me where you live without
stuttering I'll let you make love to me!"
Quietly confident that no one will win, she turns to the
Welshman.
"Where do you live then boyo?"
"C C C C CC AAAA.......Rrrrrrr.... ."
"No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the
Scotsman, Where do you live Scotty?" she asks, trying not to laugh.
"E E E Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edinb."
"No. You lose." says the gorgeous woman.
"And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman.
"London" blurts out the Irishman.
"Oh no!" says the landlady.
A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly
takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she
strips to her underwear, next she takesoff her bra exposing a voluptuous
bosom.
Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy
with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory,
and then, right at the end he suddenly screams out..
".......D D D Derry!!"
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Re: St, st, stutter...
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