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    Funny Marital Definitions

    Marital Definitions
    --- BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.BRIDE:A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
    --- COMPROMISE:An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to
    let her have her own way.
    --- DIPLOMAT:A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
    --- GENTLEMAN:A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall
    while she paints the ceiling. A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up.
    --- HOUSEWORK:What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
    --- HUSBAND:A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
    --- JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT:A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
    --- LOVE:An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.MISS:A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
    --- MISTRESS:Something between a mister and a mattress.
    --- MOTHER-IN-LAW:A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a
    piece of hers.
    --- SPOUSE:Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have
    had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
    --- WIFE:A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at
    the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.

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    Default Re: Marital Definitions

    MOTHER-IN-LAW:A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers
    so bloody true as well

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    Default Re: Marital Definitions

    Quote Originally Posted by gameking48
    COMPROMISE:An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to
    let her have her own way.
    Love this one GK, good post pal.

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